Extreme Dogs and Rainy Drivers

If the hurricane scale measured sarcasm, i would be a cat 5 right now.

I thought that quitting football would free up some time, but it just allows for me to do more things outside of school. that and i think the sophmore year is more difficult than freshman year. So maybe I should've played football to save time... maybe not.

Some dogs have been getting into our garbage lately and it really just shakes my snowglobe the wrong way. they tear stuff up and get maggots all over the place. We thought about putting rat poison in the garbage, but decided that one of our other pets might accidentally eat it. We're pretty sure it is one of our neighbor's though (we never actually see the dogs) seeing as our dogs have a combined height of less than two feet. Lucy, though, (a dappled miniature daschund) is a bit different. She must have missed out on whatever common sense dogs are supposed to possess. I honestly think she could eat herself to death. She'll eat absolutely anything and in any quantity. I've thought about leaving her in a room full of food for a day or two.... I can imagine walking in and seeing an amorphous blob of brown and black lying in the middle of the room. And then her little tail would start wagging when she saw me. She doesn't even know when to quit playing - my little sister was on the 4wheeler (I call it an atv cause it kinda sounds like star-wars at-st but no one else does) this weekend and lucy chased it for like 3 hours she came in, sprawled out on the wooden floor and just let her tongue hang out of her mouth. She stayed like this for about an hour. I guess Lucy is an extremist dog of sorts. She pushes everything to the limit.

I was out driving a few days ago in the rain (it was pouring) on the way to school when this guy completely cut me off. Like, there was no way he could have rightfully thought that he was going to make it, luckily I put on my breaks and shouted profan.... uh yeah, I shouted. After that I saw a few more stupid drivers that just shouldn't be out on the road. I think rain draws bad drivers out, kind of the way that it makes turtles and toads and other little critters come out after it rains. It probably has something to do with brainwaves or whatever since bad drivers probably have the same IQ as a horny toad.

I've got homework to avoid, so I'm gonna cut this one short. See you guys later.

Frank & Teletubbies

Well it is monday afternoon, the home stretch of my 72 hour weekend. It's kind of like the "last meal" before execution. This next school week won't be so bad though 'cause there are no tests in sight and no papers due and only four days of school. god bless.

If you ever feel like beating the ever-living cuteness out of a teletubbie (who doesn't?) then here's a great website for it http://addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html It's even got the purple one that everyone thought was gay, which is absurd. How in the wide world of sports can a teletubbie have a sexual preference? It's a teletubbie, man! they're like stuffed cartoon characters. Even so, I think it's unfair to name any particular one of the teletubies as being more queer than the next seeing as they all speak jibberish and reiterate monosyllabic phrases as though their pet dog just had puppies.

Enough of that.

I saw Transporter 2 the other day. Actually it was yesterday. I liked it a lot. If Jackie Chan and Vin Diesel had a kid, it would be Frank from Transporter 2... however strangley that would work out, but you know what I mean. Frank is my new favorite action-guy. He doesn't have to have an intimidating name to be cool like Mad Max or James Bond or Xander Cage or Rambo or... you get the picture. The only thing that people might not like about the movie is that it is not realistic, which makes no sense to me.

Aren't we past that stage in humanity where everything has to be realistic to be good? A lot of stuff that entertains us is pretty unrealistic. Is reality TV realistic? I think not. A bunch of city folks roughing it on an island supposedly "without" outside help and then voting each other off the island sounds kinda fishy to me. Is a TV show in which a million bucks is awarded to whoever can answer the most trivia questions realistic? Whatabout a sponge and a starfish and a squirrel from Texas all living together. is that realistic? how about ... umm... yeah I ran out of examples.

Well.. life is just kinda boring right now. I get to go get juiced up and lose my wisdom teeth this friday. whoop whoop. I'm gonna vomit if i hear TGIF next week. I've heard two stories so far. It was really really painful and it didn't really hurt. All i know is that I want some drugs. Has anyone heard the new Weezer song "We Are All On Drugs"? yeah.. it's a good one.

Well I'm about to go eat ribs. *licks lips*