Extreme Dogs and Rainy Drivers

If the hurricane scale measured sarcasm, i would be a cat 5 right now.

I thought that quitting football would free up some time, but it just allows for me to do more things outside of school. that and i think the sophmore year is more difficult than freshman year. So maybe I should've played football to save time... maybe not.

Some dogs have been getting into our garbage lately and it really just shakes my snowglobe the wrong way. they tear stuff up and get maggots all over the place. We thought about putting rat poison in the garbage, but decided that one of our other pets might accidentally eat it. We're pretty sure it is one of our neighbor's though (we never actually see the dogs) seeing as our dogs have a combined height of less than two feet. Lucy, though, (a dappled miniature daschund) is a bit different. She must have missed out on whatever common sense dogs are supposed to possess. I honestly think she could eat herself to death. She'll eat absolutely anything and in any quantity. I've thought about leaving her in a room full of food for a day or two.... I can imagine walking in and seeing an amorphous blob of brown and black lying in the middle of the room. And then her little tail would start wagging when she saw me. She doesn't even know when to quit playing - my little sister was on the 4wheeler (I call it an atv cause it kinda sounds like star-wars at-st but no one else does) this weekend and lucy chased it for like 3 hours she came in, sprawled out on the wooden floor and just let her tongue hang out of her mouth. She stayed like this for about an hour. I guess Lucy is an extremist dog of sorts. She pushes everything to the limit.

I was out driving a few days ago in the rain (it was pouring) on the way to school when this guy completely cut me off. Like, there was no way he could have rightfully thought that he was going to make it, luckily I put on my breaks and shouted profan.... uh yeah, I shouted. After that I saw a few more stupid drivers that just shouldn't be out on the road. I think rain draws bad drivers out, kind of the way that it makes turtles and toads and other little critters come out after it rains. It probably has something to do with brainwaves or whatever since bad drivers probably have the same IQ as a horny toad.

I've got homework to avoid, so I'm gonna cut this one short. See you guys later.