Frank & Teletubbies
Well it is monday afternoon, the home stretch of my 72 hour weekend. It's kind of like the "last meal" before execution. This next school week won't be so bad though 'cause there are no tests in sight and no papers due and only four days of school. god bless.
If you ever feel like beating the ever-living cuteness out of a teletubbie (who doesn't?) then here's a great website for it http://addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html It's even got the purple one that everyone thought was gay, which is absurd. How in the wide world of sports can a teletubbie have a sexual preference? It's a teletubbie, man! they're like stuffed cartoon characters. Even so, I think it's unfair to name any particular one of the teletubies as being more queer than the next seeing as they all speak jibberish and reiterate monosyllabic phrases as though their pet dog just had puppies.
Enough of that.
I saw Transporter 2 the other day. Actually it was yesterday. I liked it a lot. If Jackie Chan and Vin Diesel had a kid, it would be Frank from Transporter 2... however strangley that would work out, but you know what I mean. Frank is my new favorite action-guy. He doesn't have to have an intimidating name to be cool like Mad Max or James Bond or Xander Cage or Rambo or... you get the picture. The only thing that people might not like about the movie is that it is not realistic, which makes no sense to me.
Aren't we past that stage in humanity where everything has to be realistic to be good? A lot of stuff that entertains us is pretty unrealistic. Is reality TV realistic? I think not. A bunch of city folks roughing it on an island supposedly "without" outside help and then voting each other off the island sounds kinda fishy to me. Is a TV show in which a million bucks is awarded to whoever can answer the most trivia questions realistic? Whatabout a sponge and a starfish and a squirrel from Texas all living together. is that realistic? how about ... umm... yeah I ran out of examples.
Well.. life is just kinda boring right now. I get to go get juiced up and lose my wisdom teeth this friday. whoop whoop. I'm gonna vomit if i hear TGIF next week. I've heard two stories so far. It was really really painful and it didn't really hurt. All i know is that I want some drugs. Has anyone heard the new Weezer song "We Are All On Drugs"? yeah.. it's a good one.
Well I'm about to go eat ribs. *licks lips*
If you ever feel like beating the ever-living cuteness out of a teletubbie (who doesn't?) then here's a great website for it http://addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html It's even got the purple one that everyone thought was gay, which is absurd. How in the wide world of sports can a teletubbie have a sexual preference? It's a teletubbie, man! they're like stuffed cartoon characters. Even so, I think it's unfair to name any particular one of the teletubies as being more queer than the next seeing as they all speak jibberish and reiterate monosyllabic phrases as though their pet dog just had puppies.
Enough of that.
I saw Transporter 2 the other day. Actually it was yesterday. I liked it a lot. If Jackie Chan and Vin Diesel had a kid, it would be Frank from Transporter 2... however strangley that would work out, but you know what I mean. Frank is my new favorite action-guy. He doesn't have to have an intimidating name to be cool like Mad Max or James Bond or Xander Cage or Rambo or... you get the picture. The only thing that people might not like about the movie is that it is not realistic, which makes no sense to me.
Aren't we past that stage in humanity where everything has to be realistic to be good? A lot of stuff that entertains us is pretty unrealistic. Is reality TV realistic? I think not. A bunch of city folks roughing it on an island supposedly "without" outside help and then voting each other off the island sounds kinda fishy to me. Is a TV show in which a million bucks is awarded to whoever can answer the most trivia questions realistic? Whatabout a sponge and a starfish and a squirrel from Texas all living together. is that realistic? how about ... umm... yeah I ran out of examples.
Well.. life is just kinda boring right now. I get to go get juiced up and lose my wisdom teeth this friday. whoop whoop. I'm gonna vomit if i hear TGIF next week. I've heard two stories so far. It was really really painful and it didn't really hurt. All i know is that I want some drugs. Has anyone heard the new Weezer song "We Are All On Drugs"? yeah.. it's a good one.
Well I'm about to go eat ribs. *licks lips*
posted by hoov at 9/05/2005 06:28:00 PM
4 Comments:
transporter 2 was so stupid it was funny.
Blog spammers need to die! well, maybe that's a bit harsh, so I'll wish them a week's worth of explosive diahrea instead.
Realism is optional for entertainment. Imagination is all the rage! XD
Ribs sound good. I'm having beef and noodles with mashed potatoes tonight. Alleluia! Ciao, Drew.
hey drew! have i already posted on here? u rock! teletubbies are freakishly scary to me...dont ask... ttyl~ann burgwin
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