A {very} Brief History of the world
I don't know how I'm gonna tell you
I can't play with you no more
- [ That's the Way ]
I tend to write blogs when the sun is setting. I say that now because the sun - it is setting. But the clouds are trying to cover up the sun's light show and take all the credit for it. Really they've been hogging the sky all day. Selfish clouds.
We took our last bit of notes in history today. We may have some more tomorrow, but i don't think they will be consequential when stacked up to the phonebook of notes we've taken previously. Somehow we started last year [in history] studying the time before people started writing down all this stuff that was happening.
That was called 'pre-history' and no one really knows what went down, so really it's a bunch of college professors telling us what they think happened. Then somebody learned how to fingerpaint in France. And they painted all over the walls of the caves they lived in.
Figures the French were the first fingerpainters.
And then there was language and so on, and nothing interesting happened until the Greeks decided to make pornographic statues and sit around to think and talk about the meaning of life. they never figured it out. They built a bunch of stuff so that the Romans could take it from them later.
The Romans were pretty cool. The killed a lot of people so they could have this big empire and be wealthy and make a pretty colloseum. But then the empire didn't last, 'cause all those people they conquered didn't stay conquered for too long. They had a good run though. And they gave us Romance! and like five languages somehow. Not sure why everyone couldn't just keep it simple and speak latin. there's six if you count pig-latin. i think you shouldn't though. it's looked down upon.
Skip ahead to the Renaissance where people in Europe 'rediscovered' the Greeks and made more pornographic statues and paintings. Aside from skanky statues and paintings of random women smiling, there was some pretty cool literature.
Then all those little countries in europe got into fits about an assassinated duke and the Germans started a war that everyone else finished. and then they did it again awhile later.
After that everyone chilled while America and Russia flexed their muscles at each other for about 50 years or so. Apparently the Americans outflexed the Russians. This caused most people to realize communism wasn't good. and then bill clinton had an affair with an intern and everyone forgot about all that crap because now we have rock music and reality tv.
History is depressing. It's like you learn everything you can, and then 'oh... that's it, is it?'
And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand child, come with me . . .
- [ What is and What Should Never Be ]
Momma says it's gonna storm soon. I believe her 'cause it's gettin all hazy and orange outside. And she's in one of those moods where she could use a glass of peace and relaxation, so it's usually best to say "yes ma'am"
This weekend will be wonderful. I am gonna string my sister's acoustic so I can play on my front porch swing.
Peace.
[and relaxation]
I can't play with you no more
- [ That's the Way ]
I tend to write blogs when the sun is setting. I say that now because the sun - it is setting. But the clouds are trying to cover up the sun's light show and take all the credit for it. Really they've been hogging the sky all day. Selfish clouds.
We took our last bit of notes in history today. We may have some more tomorrow, but i don't think they will be consequential when stacked up to the phonebook of notes we've taken previously. Somehow we started last year [in history] studying the time before people started writing down all this stuff that was happening.
That was called 'pre-history' and no one really knows what went down, so really it's a bunch of college professors telling us what they think happened. Then somebody learned how to fingerpaint in France. And they painted all over the walls of the caves they lived in.
Figures the French were the first fingerpainters.
And then there was language and so on, and nothing interesting happened until the Greeks decided to make pornographic statues and sit around to think and talk about the meaning of life. they never figured it out. They built a bunch of stuff so that the Romans could take it from them later.
The Romans were pretty cool. The killed a lot of people so they could have this big empire and be wealthy and make a pretty colloseum. But then the empire didn't last, 'cause all those people they conquered didn't stay conquered for too long. They had a good run though. And they gave us Romance! and like five languages somehow. Not sure why everyone couldn't just keep it simple and speak latin. there's six if you count pig-latin. i think you shouldn't though. it's looked down upon.
Skip ahead to the Renaissance where people in Europe 'rediscovered' the Greeks and made more pornographic statues and paintings. Aside from skanky statues and paintings of random women smiling, there was some pretty cool literature.
Then all those little countries in europe got into fits about an assassinated duke and the Germans started a war that everyone else finished. and then they did it again awhile later.
After that everyone chilled while America and Russia flexed their muscles at each other for about 50 years or so. Apparently the Americans outflexed the Russians. This caused most people to realize communism wasn't good. and then bill clinton had an affair with an intern and everyone forgot about all that crap because now we have rock music and reality tv.
History is depressing. It's like you learn everything you can, and then 'oh... that's it, is it?'
And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand child, come with me . . .
- [ What is and What Should Never Be ]
Momma says it's gonna storm soon. I believe her 'cause it's gettin all hazy and orange outside. And she's in one of those moods where she could use a glass of peace and relaxation, so it's usually best to say "yes ma'am"
This weekend will be wonderful. I am gonna string my sister's acoustic so I can play on my front porch swing.
Peace.
[and relaxation]